Harare, Zimbabwe(News of the South) -In shocking statements that went overboard in the level of bootlicking ZANU PF Youth League leader Kudzanai Chipanga stated that President Mugabe will surprise many when they find him ruling in heaven.
Addressing the first of Mugabe’s expected ten star rallies in the run-up to the 2018 elections Chipanga heaped excessive praise upon the aged and fickle Mugabe stating that even death will prove inadequate in limiting his reining powers.
“Truly speaking, in heaven there is a God and here on earth there is an angel called Robert Gabriel Mugabe”
“Many will be shocked on judgement day when they see President Mugabe adjudicating who is supposed to get in or go to hell”.
“I promise you people, that when we go to heaven don’t be surprised to see Mugabe standing beside God vetting people into heaven”, said Chipanga.
The Youth League leader also washed over Grace with equally blasphemous praise about heavenly powers of ruler-ship.
“Mrs Mugabe, you are a wife of an angel so when people enter heaven you will be vetting those whom you know”
Chipanga who has carved a niche for himself as a perennial bootlicker of the highest order whenever he addresses the President, added that Mugabe is “representing God here on earth”, remarks which were nodded to faithfully by Mugabe and his wife Grace.
Speaking about the blasphemous statements former Education Minister David Coltart said “ruining party youth leader Chipanga said people should not think that he was dramatizing by equating Mugabe to an angel”.
Chipanga went on to say that even if the President dies, the presidency will be reserved for him and “cabinet meetings will be held at the heroes acre”.
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